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1379 5078 & Im Back ._. The Parents Banned Me From Tumblr -.- Apparently I Was Ruining My Social Life & Not Focusing On Exams.
1654 Internet: Raise your hand if you've ever felt personally victimized by Tumblr?
Google: -raises hand-
Omegle: -raises hand-
YouTube: -raises hand-
Mapcrunch: -slowly raises hand-
6380 If MapCrunch was The Hunger Games, I’d be dead in the bloodbath
(Source: hawthorny, via ms-malfoy)
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Family members line up around the perimeter, holding tightly to one another’s hands. But there are others, too, who have no one they love at stake, or who no longer care, who slip among the crowd, taking bets on the two kids whose names will be drawn. Odds are given on their ages, whether they’re Seam or merchant, if they will break down and weep. Most refuse dealing with the racketeers but carefully, carefully. These same people tend to be informers, and who hasn’t broken the law? I could be shot on a daily basis for hunting, but the appetites of those in charge protect me. Not everyone can claim the same.
Anyway, Gale and I agree that if we have to choose between dying of hunger and a bullet in the head, the bullet would be much quicker.
(via e-verdeen)
55 Imagine if you called a wrong number, and the person you called was you celebrity crush/idol:
- You: hey dad?
- Sorry this is Chris Colfer
happens to me ALL the time….
(Source: onedirectiontumblr-girls, via otpsex)
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